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marvt74
06-10-2003, 23:39
Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,
“What is a b*****d?”

And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.

In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.

The guy behind him, well, he's a b*****d.

http://www.ryoung90.fsnet.co.uk/bastard.jpg
krug3r
07-10-2003, 09:23
Classic pic :big grin:
kungfumunki
14-10-2003, 15:28
and why do cartoon characters like donald duck put a towel around their waist when they get out of the shower? its not like he wears trousers......
Daedalus
15-10-2003, 21:02
you stole that from Chandler from Friends, you cheat :)
Thats my second specialist topic, next to technology, is Friends. I can quote god knows how many lines.
Infact, I know that when he said it, it was in the episode 'The One Where Noones Ready' and Chandler and Pheobe are dressed up and are sitting in Monica's living room. Rachel and Ross are in Rachels room choosing clothes, Monica is supposed to be getting dressed instead of calling her ex, Richard. And Joey is busy getting dressed, or so we think, he's actualy putting on every single piece of clothing Chandler owns as a pay back.

Now if thats not sad that I know that, then I don't know what is :)
nick
16-10-2003, 17:56
THAT'S SAD!!!!

:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
Daedalus
16-10-2003, 21:00
yes it is, i know :(
Funkmaster_Dale
20-10-2003, 20:53
Daedalus, you need to get out more!

Marvt74, if you really don't know what a bastard is it is someone who was born without a father i.e. someone knocked some women up and left here, but she still had the kid, therefore making the kid a bastard!
Daedalus
20-10-2003, 21:31
actually, it's someone born with EITHER no mother or no father, not just no father. someone with neither is an orphan, but thats a given...
Funkmaster_Dale
21-10-2003, 19:15
DAEDALUS!! ARE YOU THICK OR SOMETHING? HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE BORN WITHOUT A MOTHER???????
Daedalus
21-10-2003, 19:47
ok, i cocked up, big time :P
anyway, guys can have babies, medical science allows such things now...
marvt74
22-10-2003, 14:44
heh i knew what a bastard was just thought the pic was funny :)
Funkmaster_Dale
26-10-2003, 19:04
Yeah it was kinda o' amuzing! :)